Hyphenated surnames that should never have been

Found these in one of my RSS feeds today and it really made me laugh. I mean hyphenated surnames are, well, hyphenated. That's pretty much as far as my enthusiasm goes with them. It's just that I just get a vision of a footballer and a page 3 girl getting hitched. Weird innit.

I think it just proves that you can find anything on the interweb. Get ready for them: