Monkey/arse/firework warning

Really not sure what this sign is supposed to mean. It's from a zoo (fairly obvious) but apparently it's warning of the dangers of setting off fireworks igniting the arses of the housed monkeys (not so obvious).


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The monkey really doesn't look happy either.

Panda porn

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061111/sc_nm/life_thailand_panda_dc

Someone's shot a video of pandas mating to get a captive panda "in the mood" to encourage him to breed. Couple of things. Who would shoot this video? If it's David Attenborough then someone should really address the situation. Anyone who spends that much time and effort watching animals have sex should clearly be put on some sort of register. Another thing is what's the film about? Is it like a girl panda in a nurses uniform or something? Are there like 5 boy pandas and one girl panda? Better still are there like 5 lady pandas and one man panda (one extremely happy man panda I might add).
Filth.