Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Saturday, 3 November 2007
Wednesday, 17 October 2007
Sunday, 30 September 2007
Who's looking for what.
Was looking through my web statistics for the blog and came across a few highly amusing search engine phrases that people have arrived at the blog through:
"chris's friction burn"
- I do have a friend called Chris, but I've not given him a friction burn. He's not that sort of friend.
"dogs crampons"
- Is that animal cruelty? Or is it making sure you're dog's acclimatizing to altitude properly. Whichever way it's very very weird.
"snowboards as shelves"
- A nice idea, albeit expensive. I can't see Ikea introducing this for the 07/08 range.
"people looking at dead whale"
- I've got to say, I do prefer hobbies with more exercise.
"1970's tennis headbands"
- A beautiful look, now and then.
"rum punch made in london"
- It might be best just to refer you to someone based in London with extended culinary experience to be honest.
"once more again with feeling"
- Well quite.
"chris's friction burn"
- I do have a friend called Chris, but I've not given him a friction burn. He's not that sort of friend.
"dogs crampons"
- Is that animal cruelty? Or is it making sure you're dog's acclimatizing to altitude properly. Whichever way it's very very weird.
"snowboards as shelves"
- A nice idea, albeit expensive. I can't see Ikea introducing this for the 07/08 range.
"people looking at dead whale"
- I've got to say, I do prefer hobbies with more exercise.
"1970's tennis headbands"
- A beautiful look, now and then.
"rum punch made in london"
- It might be best just to refer you to someone based in London with extended culinary experience to be honest.
"once more again with feeling"
- Well quite.
Wednesday, 19 September 2007
Amusing little story
Feeling better this morning. Been out and had a run and just about to have a bath at home and crack on with work again. It's pretty cold here and last night's rain prompting a fresh snowy offering on the tops of the mountains.
Was just catching up with my RSS feeds and came across this light-hearted little anecdote in an interview with Josh Lewsey, an England rugby player who played in the last World Cup and collected a winner's medal.
What is the funniest thing you have heard while playing for England? (Tom Pick, 15, Banbury)
It was probably during the 2003 World Cup final. The referee, Andre Watson, said: "I won't give a penalty at a scrum unless I can put my mortgage on it." After the fifth penalty against us, our hooker Steve Thompson turned round to Watson and said: "You must have a s*** house!"
Was just catching up with my RSS feeds and came across this light-hearted little anecdote in an interview with Josh Lewsey, an England rugby player who played in the last World Cup and collected a winner's medal.
What is the funniest thing you have heard while playing for England? (Tom Pick, 15, Banbury)
It was probably during the 2003 World Cup final. The referee, Andre Watson, said: "I won't give a penalty at a scrum unless I can put my mortgage on it." After the fifth penalty against us, our hooker Steve Thompson turned round to Watson and said: "You must have a s*** house!"
Wednesday, 8 August 2007
Wednesday, 11 July 2007
Hyphenated surnames that should never have been
Found these in one of my RSS feeds today and it really made me laugh. I mean hyphenated surnames are, well, hyphenated. That's pretty much as far as my enthusiasm goes with them. It's just that I just get a vision of a footballer and a page 3 girl getting hitched. Weird innit.
I think it just proves that you can find anything on the interweb. Get ready for them:
I think it just proves that you can find anything on the interweb. Get ready for them:
Tuesday, 14 November 2006
Panda porn
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061111/sc_nm/life_thailand_panda_dc
Someone's shot a video of pandas mating to get a captive panda "in the mood" to encourage him to breed. Couple of things. Who would shoot this video? If it's David Attenborough then someone should really address the situation. Anyone who spends that much time and effort watching animals have sex should clearly be put on some sort of register. Another thing is what's the film about? Is it like a girl panda in a nurses uniform or something? Are there like 5 boy pandas and one girl panda? Better still are there like 5 lady pandas and one man panda (one extremely happy man panda I might add).
Filth.
Someone's shot a video of pandas mating to get a captive panda "in the mood" to encourage him to breed. Couple of things. Who would shoot this video? If it's David Attenborough then someone should really address the situation. Anyone who spends that much time and effort watching animals have sex should clearly be put on some sort of register. Another thing is what's the film about? Is it like a girl panda in a nurses uniform or something? Are there like 5 boy pandas and one girl panda? Better still are there like 5 lady pandas and one man panda (one extremely happy man panda I might add).
Filth.
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